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crumestains

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Current Residence: beaver town
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
Print preference: huh?
Favourite genre of music: hip hop, yo!
Favourite photographer: the guys from 'next top model'
Favourite style of art: eh
Operating System: computer
MP3 player of choice: mypod
Shell of choice: by the seashore
Wallpaper of choice: too much hassle
Skin of choice: the one that keeps the blood in
Favourite cartoon character: mouse fitzgerald
Personal Quote: shit balls.

Favourite Visual Artist
jeremy fish
Favourite Movies
spice world
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
melvins (currently)
Favourite Writers
oderus urungus
Favourite Games
your spelling favorite wrong.
Favourite Gaming Platform
stop it.
Tools of the Trade
BiC clic stic med. (blue)
Other Interests
girls, metal, and beer

our first date

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tiny flowers and puddles of rain, when you sit on my penis sometimes i feel a sharp pain. ketchup packets and salsbury steak, dress-up baby, we're going to Izzy's for our first date. cheap trick, eve 6, and matchbox 20. it's the soundtrack of our love life, wouldn't you say there honey?
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family poem

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i was rejected by my loving cousin, he kicked me from his home where i stayed, he left me a note saying "no way, jose!" he didn't agree with what my poems portrayed, and searched my facebook later that day. oh tommy, your so silly. he was deeply offended of my illustration of a penis nailed to a cross. and hated the way my bedroom smelled like moss. you've been down that road before, you know what it's like stumbling home from the jungle room, every single night. oh tommy, your so silly. you learned the tricks of the trade, taking your court appointed antabuse then spitting them out as you search the street for more booze.
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poems.

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somedays it's real hard, i feel asa small as a mouse, so i take a break and listen to lifehouse. other days i feel rundown, sluggish and slow. but i have a fix, i bust out some eve 6. unfortunately from time to time, i'll get angry andwill have mean things to say, so to come down, i jam on some sugar ray. when i start to feel like someone has pushed me into a latrine, i just turn on some avril lavigne. while in the restroom, it's my time to unwind, so as i am taking a shit i listen to all of matchbox 20's greatest hits. work really sucks, i don't understand all the hype. so to get me through the day, i crank up the verve pipe. this day
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Thanks for the watch. Crazy cool pics.
thanks, your drawings are amazing. thanks again.
Thanks for the fav!
thank you, some great stuff.
yeah, no problem, your shits tight.
:ahoy: thanks for the :+fav: